Why lecturers are smarter than students ^_^

TRICKY BUT PREDICTABLE!

ONE NIGHT 4 UNIVERSITY STUDENTS WERE BOOZING TILL LATE NIGHT AND DIDN'T STUDY FOR THE TEST WHICH WAS SCHEDULED FOR THE NEXT DAY.

IN THE MORNING THEY THOUGHT OF A PLAN. THEY MADE THEMSELVES LOOK A DIRTY AND WEIRD AS THEY COULD WITH GREASE AND DIRT.

THEY THEN WENT UP TO THE DEAN AND SAID THAT THEY HAD GONE OUT TO A WEDDING LAST NIGHT AND ON THEIR RETURN THE TYRE OF THEIR CAR BURST AND
THEY HAD TO PUSH THE CAR ALL THE WAY BACK AND THAT THEY WERE IN NO CONDITION TO APPEAR FOR THE TEST.

THE DEAN WAS A JUST PERSON SO HE SAID THAT YOU CAN HAVE THE RE-TEST AFTER 3 DAYS. THEY SAID THEY WILL BE READY BY THAT TIME.
ON THE THIRD DAY THEY APPEARED BEFORE THE DEAN. THE DEAN SAID THAT THIS WAS A SPECIAL CONDITION THAT ALL FOUR WERE REQUIRED TO SIT IN
SEPARATE CLASSROOMS FOR THE TEST.

THEY ALL AGREED AS THEY HAD PREPARED WELL IN THE LAST THREE DAYS. THE TEST CONSISTED OF 5 QUESTIONS WITH TOTAL OF 100 MARKS:








MID SEMESTER COURSEWORK EXAMINATION


INSTRUCTIONS:
All questions are compulsory.
Any inconsistencies on any of the questions among the four
students will result in all the candidates getting a zero mark.

Q.1. Write down your name----- (2 MARKS)

Q.2. Write the name of the bride and bridegroom at the wedding you attended----- (30 Marks)

Q.3. What type of a car burst a tyre. ------ (20 Marks)

Q.4. Which tyre burst ------- (28 marks)

Q.5. Who was driving---------- (20 marks)

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Organize your e-mail in Ms. Outlook and Outlook Express Program

When you receive many e-mails and you want to save these e-mail tidily in the specific place. You can follow these way :

Setting yahoo mail or gmail :

1. yahoo :
http://www.zolved.com/synapse/view_content/19499/Setting_up_free_Yahoo
_Mail_account_with_Outlook_Express_

2. gmail : http://mail.google.com/support/bin/answer.py?
answer=13276&topic=12810


Setting your e-mail in Ms. Outlook Program
- tools
- rules & alerts
- type an email address that you want to manage in people or distribution list
- move to specified folder
- Right click your inbox à new folder à name your folder à ok

Setting your e-mail in Outlook Express :
- tools
- message rule à mail
- Thick when the from line contains people à click on contain people à type an e-mail address
- thick move it to the specific folder à click specific folder à type new folder à name your folder à ok

If you finish it correctly, you will find that your e-mail from specific address, in your folder automatically.
On the other hand, you will find the other benefit.
No one can see directly your specific e-mail in your inbox.

It’s simply way to organize your email, isn’t it ? :-)

How to become a good advertiser

A blind boy sat on the steps of a building with a hat by his feet. He held up a sign which said: 'I am blind, please help.' There were only a few coins in the hat.

A man was walking by. He took a few coins from his pocket and dropped them into the hat. He then took the sign, turned it around, and wrote some words. He put the sign back so that everyone who walked by would see the new words. Soon the hat began to fill up. A lot more people were giving money to the blind boy. That afternoon the man who had changed the sign came to see how things were. The boy recognized his footsteps and asked, 'Were you the one who changed my sign this morning? What did you write?'
The man said, 'I only wrote the truth. I said what you said but in a different way.' What he had written was: 'Today is a beautiful day and I cannot see it.' Do you think the first sign and the second sign were saying the same thing? Of course both signs told people the boy was blind. But the first sign simply said the boy was blind. The second sign told people they were so lucky that they were not blind. Should we be surprised that the second sign was more effective?
Moral of the Story:

Be thankful for what you have. Be creative. Be innovative. Think differently and positively. Invite others towards good with wisdom. Live life with no excuse and love with no regrets. When life gives you a 100 reasons to cry, show life that you have 1000 reasons to smile. Face your past without regret. Handle your present with confidence. Prepare for the future without fear. Keep the faith and drop the fear. Great men say, 'Life has to be an incessant process of repair and reconstruction, of discarding evil and developing goodness…. In the journey of life, if you want to travel without fear, you must have the ticket of a good conscience.

' The most beautiful thing is to see a person smiling… And even more beautiful is, knowing that you are the reason behind it!!! ´